Finger fetish?
Hmm, maybe I have one. Just like those wacky foot fetishes. I love to lick peoples fingers and have mine licked. Maybe it goes back to the days when I was a young tyke and sucked my own finger. Oh well, who knows. All I know is that it feels good.

BAH!:
I'm so sick of this personal website business. I cacn never think of anything to write. Back when I had my geocities site I could always think of something. Now that I have this one that takes virtually no effort to post it's just a little too easy. Maybe all the crap I had to go through made it seem more worthwhile or something, I don't know anything anymore.

Today I went to Heidi's house. Heidi is my lover. I love her. Enough of that now. Why the fuck is it so goddamn hot? I don't remeber it ever being this hot before. Maybe global warming is actually starting to take affect now, after all these warnings. Well fuck that, I don't care any more. As soon as I"m finished this post I"m going to get every can of hair spray in my house and squirt them all into the atmosphere. I'll show that dirty bitch mother nature who's boss.

I hate L'Oreal:
Those bastards promised that this dye would make my hair gray / silver. Those lying bastards. It just made it a slightly less orange orange. I'll kill them all. Bwahahahah!

I hate AOL:
Not that I'm unfortunate enough to use it, but my love has it. She keeps getting dissconnected so I don't have the pleasuer eof talking to here. Woe is me.

Background
Hmm, should be legible now.

Why can I never think of anything to post?
Can anyone answer me this simple question? I used to be able to think of all kinds of things to say. What happened? I think it might have something to do with me sitting around the house all day doing nothing but stare at this screen.I'm sure it's killing my sex drive and giving me brain cancer but oh well, nothing I can do about that now. At least if I don't have a sex drive I wont have any desire to ever go outside again, or something...

Why will no one beat the everloving fuck out of me?
I know that plenty of people want to. Why wont they just show up so I can lose a few teeth? Sometimes life just isn't fair.

WOOHOO!
Well it's a good day in Dom land. All my friends are back from holidays and the new server is up. WOOHOO!